Wednesday, October 5, 2011

New requirements for a driving licensce

Was attending the last of my theory lectures today - Rules & Regulations- before taking my final road test for the driving licensce when a visibly embarrassed lecturer proceeded to elucidate a new set of rules / do's & dont's that the RTA has specified for the road test for new applicants.

If you have already taken your assesment test with the driving institute, you would know that at the end of the test, when the assessor has finished rubbishing your driving and listing out 100 reasons why she / he thinks the RTA examiner would fail you, you receive an Asesment Test Sheet which records the various paarmeters on which the RTA assessor will test you. On this sheet the assessor will allocates an error code to each parameter e.g. while turning left, does not start from correct lane, does not follow road markings, swings too wide etc..

Effective now, expect to see another section which rates you on the following;

a/ wears half pants / mini skirts
b/ has not had a bath
c/ wears a strong smelling hair oil
d/ wears a perfume / deoderant which irritates my oalfactory senses
e/ does not have a smiling face
f/ did not wish me good morning / afternoon / salam-a-lequm
g/ any other item not listed

This as per my poor, very embarrassed lecturer are specific new instructions to be communicated to any new aspirant.

Just wondering, does the reverse apply? :-)

No comments:

Post a Comment